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COOL ATTITUDE T-SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO SAY IT BIG AND LOUD

COOL ATTITUDE T-SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO SAY IT BIG AND LOUD

I WOULD CALL YOU A CUNT BUT YOU LACK BOTH THE WARMTH AND THE DEPTH

I WOULD CALL YOU A CUNT BUT YOU LACK BOTH THE WARMTH AND THE DEPTH

I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE BUT I KNOW AN ASSHOLE WHEN I SEE IT

I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE BUT I KNOW AN ASSHOLE WHEN I SEE IT

FUCK THE POLICE

FUCK THE POLICE

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK

GO FUCK YOURSELF WANNA BUY A VOWEL

GO FUCK YOURSELF WANNA BUY A VOWEL

ASSHOLE

SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS

SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS

WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON

WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON

SILLY FAGGOT DICKS ARE FOR CHICKS

SILLY FAGGOT DICKS ARE FOR CHICKS

I SHOOT LIKE A PORNSTAR

I SHOOT LIKE A PORNSTAR

SORRY I'D RATHER MASTURBATE

SORRY I'D RATHER MASTURBATE

BLAH BLAH BLAH NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

BLAH BLAH BLAH NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

FUCK YOU I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS

FUCK YOU I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS

YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK

YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK

PRACTICE SAFE SEX. GO FUCK YOURSELF

PRACTICE SAFE SEX. GO FUCK YOURSELF

I SEE THE FUCK UP FAIRY VISITED US AGAIN

I SEE THE FUCK UP FAIRY VISITED US AGAIN

I'M RUDE CRUDE AND TATTOOED SO FUCKING WHAT

I'M RUDE CRUDE AND TATTOOED SO FUCKING WHAT

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I DON'T TAKE ANY SHIT I'M NOT IN THE SHIT BUSINESS

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I DON'T TAKE ANY SHIT I'M NOT IN THE SHIT BUSINESS

IF YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS THEN YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

IF YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS THEN YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

SMILE IF YOU WANT TO FUCK

SMILE IF YOU WANT TO FUCK

DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL

DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL

I'M TOO DRUNK TO FUCK HOW ABOUT A BLOW JOB

I'M TOO DRUNK TO FUCK HOW ABOUT A BLOW JOB

FUCK OFF

IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY I LIKE FAT CHICKS

IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY I LIKE FAT CHICKS

GO AHEAD AND ACT STUPID I NEED ANOTHER FELONY CONVICTION

GO AHEAD AND ACT STUPID I NEED ANOTHER FELONY CONVICTION

I DON'T HAVE A.D.D. YOU'RE JUST FUCKING BORING

I DON'T HAVE A.D.D. YOU'RE JUST FUCKING BORING

WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED WITH MY BOY CAN I GET SOME SLOPPY SECONDS

WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED WITH MY BOY CAN I GET SOME SLOPPY SECONDS

A CAT ALMOST ALWAYS BLINKS WHEN STRUCK WITH A HAMMER

A CAT ALMOST ALWAYS BLINKS WHEN STRUCK WITH A HAMMER

I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME KILL PEOPLE

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME KILL PEOPLE

ASIDE FROM THIS SHIRT I DON'T HAVE SHIT TO SAY TO YOU

ASIDE FROM THIS SHIRT I DON'T HAVE SHIT TO SAY TO YOU

CAUTION DON'T FUCK WITH ME I FUCK BACK

CAUTION DON'T FUCK WITH ME I FUCK BACK

MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BECOME ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE

MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BECOME ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE

I MAKE SHIT HAPPEN

I MAKE SHIT HAPPEN

I HOPE THIS PARTY DOESN'T FUCKING SUCK

I HOPE THIS PARTY DOESN'T FUCKING SUCK

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY NOW WATCH SOME ASSHOLE FUCK IT UP

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY NOW WATCH SOME ASSHOLE FUCK IT UP

BE POLITE OR GO FUCK YOURSELF

BE POLITE OR GO FUCK YOURSELF

EVERYBODY HAS TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING I BELIEVE I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER

EVERYBODY HAS TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING I BELIEVE I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER

I'M A HUGE FAN OF HAPPY ENDINGS

I'M A HUGE FAN OF HAPPY ENDINGS

FRUNK AS DUCK

ASK ME ABOUT MY STIMULUS PACKAGE

ASK ME ABOUT MY STIMULUS PACKAGE

IS YOUR VAGINA HAPPY

IS YOUR VAGINA HAPPY

I'LL DRINK YOU BITCHES UNDER THE TABLE

I'LL DRINK YOU BITCHES UNDER THE TABLE

40,000 BATTERED WOMEN AND I STILL EAT MINE PLAIN

40,000 BATTERED WOMEN AND I STILL EAT MINE PLAIN

NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK

NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK

I'M SICK OF ALL YOU PEOPLE

I'M SICK OF ALL YOU PEOPLE

I CAME HERE TO DRINK AND FUCK AND I'M ALMOST DONE DRINKING

I CAME HERE TO DRINK AND FUCK AND I'M ALMOST DONE DRINKING

GET A TATTOO YOU FUCKING PUSSY

GET A TATTOO YOU FUCKING PUSSY

I'M A FUCKING GENIUS

I'M A FUCKING GENIUS

I LOVE SHAVED BEAVER

I LOVE SHAVED BEAVER

I HAVE A P.H.D. PRETTY HUGE DICK

I HAVE A P.H.D. PRETTY HUGE DICK

PISSING OFF THE PLANET ONE PERSON AT TIME

PISSING OFF THE PLANET ONE PERSON AT TIME

50 PERCENT SINGLE

50 PERCENT SINGLE

DON'T BE SEXIST BITCHES HATE THAT

DON'T BE SEXIST BITCHES HATE THAT

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIENDS BIG FAKE TITS

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIENDS BIG FAKE TITS

TELL YOUR MOM THANKS

TELL YOUR MOM THANKS

COOL LIKE THE OTHER SIDE OF A PILLOW

COOL LIKE THE OTHER SIDE OF A PILLOW

THE POLICE NEVER THINK IT'S AS FUNNY AS YOU DO

THE POLICE NEVER THINK IT'S AS FUNNY AS YOU DO

ADDICTED TO SEX

ADDICTED TO SEX

ABSOLUTE GHETTO

ABSOLUTE GHETTO

ARE YOU STONED OR JUST STUPID

ARE YOU STONED OR JUST STUPID

SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITHOUT A BEER IN MY HAND

SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITHOUT A BEER IN MY HAND

GAS GRASS OR ASS NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE

GAS GRASS OR ASS NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE

MY DICK WOULD LIKE TO BUY YOU A DRINK

MY DICK WOULD LIKE TO BUY YOU A DRINK

DOES THIS SHIRT MAKE ME LOOK DRUNK

DOES THIS SHIRT MAKE ME LOOK DRUNK

ALL GOVERNMENTS ARE CORRUPT

ALL GOVERNMENTS ARE CORRUPT

I EAT LIGHTNING AND CRAP THUNDER

I EAT LIGHTNING AND CRAP THUNDER

THE JERK STORE CALLED THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU

THE JERK STORE CALLED THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU

SIMON SAYS GO FUCK YOURSELF

SIMON SAYS GO FUCK YOURSELF

I'M JUST A FUCKING RAY OF SUNSHINE

I'M JUST A FUCKING RAY OF SUNSHINE

IF MASTURBATING WAS A CRIME I WOULD BE ON DEATH ROW

IF MASTURBATING WAS A CRIME I WOULD BE ON DEATH ROW

GIVE ME HEAD UNTIL I AM DEAD

GIVE ME HEAD UNTIL I AM DEAD

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